Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Top Five Worst Rock Bands of the last 20 years

5. Puddle of Mudd
This is what happens when the dumb guy in your social studies class that draws pictures of naked women on his folders with witty captions like "Wine 'em, dine 'em, 69 'em!" joins a band and they somehow get famous. Listen to the inspired lyrics on She Hates Me:



4. Candlebox
Not very talented? Want to ride the back end of the grunge wave? Here's your chance! I think these guys used to be a hair band but changed their image when Nirvana got popular



3. Nickelback
The most boring rock band in history. It looks like a bunch of guys that met in South Padre decided to play in a band. Only problem was they needed an 'edge' so they hired some guy with a goatee to sing lead vocals. His hair looks funny.



2. Creed
One thing I can say in their favor is that when "My Sacrifice" comes on the radio I can sing "My Sack Feels Nice" along with the chorus. Ah, life's little pleasures... This may be one of the most ridiculous videos in recent memory. I kind of feel bad for the rest of the band because it's obvious they all think its stupid but they are the stupid ones for ever letting a buffoon like Scott Stapp in their band (and then letting him actually write lyrics).



1. Limp Bizkit
Fred Durst is a complete tool. In fact, he may the biggest tool in rock the last 20 years so any project he is associated with automatically becomes one of the worst projects in rock in the last 20 years. Any band that covers a song by one of the all time greats and completely butchers it deserves a special place in crappy music hell.I will not disrespect The Who even further by showing the video. OK, maybe I will. L_I_M_P Discover = Fred Durst is really, really, gay (despite what his crappy sex tape shows)