Top Five Worst Rock Bands of the last 20 years

5. Puddle of Mudd
This is what happens when the dumb guy in your social studies class that draws pictures of naked women on his folders with witty captions like "Wine 'em, dine 'em, 69 'em!" joins a band and they somehow get famous. Listen to the inspired lyrics on She Hates Me:



4. Candlebox
Not very talented? Want to ride the back end of the grunge wave? Here's your chance! I think these guys used to be a hair band but changed their image when Nirvana got popular



3. Nickelback
The most boring rock band in history. It looks like a bunch of guys that met in South Padre decided to play in a band. Only problem was they needed an 'edge' so they hired some guy with a goatee to sing lead vocals. His hair looks funny.



2. Creed
One thing I can say in their favor is that when "My Sacrifice" comes on the radio I can sing "My Sack Feels Nice" along with the chorus. Ah, life's little pleasures... This may be one of the most ridiculous videos in recent memory. I kind of feel bad for the rest of the band because it's obvious they all think its stupid but they are the stupid ones for ever letting a buffoon like Scott Stapp in their band (and then letting him actually write lyrics).



1. Limp Bizkit
Fred Durst is a complete tool. In fact, he may the biggest tool in rock the last 20 years so any project he is associated with automatically becomes one of the worst projects in rock in the last 20 years. Any band that covers a song by one of the all time greats and completely butchers it deserves a special place in crappy music hell.I will not disrespect The Who even further by showing the video. OK, maybe I will. L_I_M_P Discover = Fred Durst is really, really, gay (despite what his crappy sex tape shows)

Student Porn Club

Kids these days have it made.

A politician with common sense?

A Wisconsin state senator is proposing decriminalizing March Madness tournament pools. I had no idea they were illegal.

http://blogs.jsonline.com/allpoliticswatch/archive/2007/10/23/plale-proposes-making-office-sports-pools-legal.aspx

Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Stacy Hedger!

Choreography by Doug Henning and Chuck Mangione.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Incomparable Paul Lynde ...

Links of the Week

Someone is selling their pubes (and advertising space) for $200 each to raise funds for laser hair removal. Just a wild guess, but I'd say the pubes are not really being harvested from the body you see pictured here.

If you enjoyed the end credits of Superbad, you'll enjoy this.

Alligators are mean.

The Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jambaroo - currently my third favorite jambaroo of all time, but quickly moving up the list. It's like Monday Morning Quarterback and Tuesday Morning Quarterback . . . but with dick jokes. Probably better game analysis too.

I want to live in a world where there is a site like this for every major college conference. It appears we are well on our way.

Movie Review: Superbad

This movie can be summed up in two words: no boobs. How the hell do you have a raunchy teen sex romp without one single boob shot? Yes these are high school kids and no I'm not a pedophile (never convicted anyway) but they were seniors. At least one hot girl would have been 18 years old. Why not have an 18 year old girl with C cupped snoobs taking a shower (see Sixteen Candles, Porky's) or riding a horse topless (see Private School)? I mean this film had every vice known to American culture - drug use, underage drinking, robbery, inept cops, menstruation....you name it, but no breasts. There was one girl in a bra but I can go to a Sears catalog and see that if I want to. I even waited until the end of the credits and got nothing. All in all a very disappointing film. I give this movie zero brumskis.