Friday, August 31, 2007

Movie Review: Superbad



This movie can be summed up in two words: no boobs. How the hell do you have a raunchy teen sex romp without one single boob shot? Yes these are high school kids and no I'm not a pedophile (never convicted anyway) but they were seniors. At least one hot girl would have been 18 years old. Why not have an 18 year old girl with C cupped snoobs taking a shower (see Sixteen Candles, Porky's) or riding a horse topless (see Private School)? I mean this film had every vice known to American culture - drug use, underage drinking, robbery, inept cops, menstruation....you name it, but no breasts. There was one girl in a bra but I can go to a Sears catalog and see that if I want to. I even waited until the end of the credits and got nothing. All in all a very disappointing film. I give this movie zero brumskis.

3 comments:

MeatHelmet said...

Thank you! I was planning on seeing this. Not any more.

Anonymous said...

any bare bottoms?

Anonymous said...

Technically not true. There was a porn mag shot with a naked chick on the front.